第一个：qjklw120穷酸秀才Little Duck: Hello, this is Little Duck speaking. Who’s thatOh, dear Grandma. Yes, I’m fine. I miss you very much. I’ll come to visit you this morning. Good bye. Little Duck:: Wow! What a sunny day! I’m going to visit my grandma. （猫先生正在河边捉鱼。
但是他总是抓不到。） Little Duck: Good morning, Mr. Cat. How are youMr. Cat: Fine. Thank you, and youLittle Duck: I’m fine, too. What are you doingMr. Cat: I’m catching fish! Look! It’s a big fish! But I can’t catch it! Little Duck: Don’t worry. Let me help you. （小鸭子跳入河里，帮猫先生捉到了鱼。） Little Duck: Here you are. Have a good meal. Mr. Cat: Thank you. It’s so kind of you. Little Duck: My pleasure.（抬头看看天色）I have to go now. Mr. Goat: Help! Help! Little Duck: Who’s cryingMr. Cat: I don’t know. Little Duck: Let’s go and see. Mr. Cat: Alright. （小鸭子和猫先生一起四处寻找。） Mr. Cat: Here! It’s Mr. Goat! Little Duck: What’s wrong with you, Mr. GoatMr. Goat: I was running with singing. But I ran too fast and fell down. My leg is broken. I can’t stand up. Little Duck: Don’t worry. Let me help you. Mr. Cat, can you do me a favorMr. Cat: Sure. （他们把山羊先生扶起来。然后一起送山羊先生回了家。） Mr. Goat: Thank you very much. Little Duck: It’s alright. Oh, it’s too late. I have to go now. Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Where are you goingLittle Duck: I’m going to visit my grandma. Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Thank you for helping us. Little Duck: It’s my pleasure. Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Have a good time! Little Duck: I will. Good bye! Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Good bye! 第二个：w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my braindoctor: your brain is perfectly ok. w.bush: how comedoctor: you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and life brain. w.bush: anddoctor: but yours is even far bether than all the others. w.bush: ohdoctor: yes, sir, everybody’s brain is not seperated so perfect. but yours is an exception. w.bush: tell me how could it be an exception, not because I am the head of USA. I hope. doctor: sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in your right brain. A:Do,do,do,how do you doSee, see, see, nice to see you. ABCDEFG, I must 攻克you。Yeah.B:Hey, hey,hey.挺认真的呢！在干什么？英国老鼠,很时代感呀！A：哎，不学也不行了。往事不可提呀，太伤我们中华民族的自尊了。B：这么掺，说来听听。A：哎，有一次我在广州和daddy, mummy去广州乘bus.B：guangzhou bus, wow，many people.A：对了，人都快被挤成相片了。那bus go,stop,go, stop，我是东摇西晃前赴后继,啊，一不小心——B：撞死了。A：你咋就不能说一句好话啊！撞死了谁做你的搭档啊！踩到后面人的脚了。我回头一看，原来是一个身材魁梧，黄头发，蓝眼睛，白皮肤——B：你说老外得了呗！A：我一看是老外，咱可不能丢我们中华少年儿童的良好传统，于是我露出一个真诚的、迷人的微笑，说：I’m sorry!B:Oh,I’m sorry too!A:我这心一想：啊，人家老外sorry two,Oh,I’msorry three.B:What are you sorry for A:哎呀！这老外是寸步不让啊，他都Sorryfour了，不行，我好歹也是学了五六年的英语了，我连忙说Oh,Oh,Oh,I’msorryfive!B:Sorryfive HA!HA!HA!A:这老外还敢取笑我，气刹吾也！I’llgiveyousomecolourtoseesee!B：（模仿老外口音）什么？你要给我一点颜色看看！A：我一听，太他妈的伤自尊心了，于是一横心就打算把这破英语搞好。听说您最近英语学得很有心得，是不是真的呢？B：不敢，不敢，只不过是学得了一点儿皮毛，说不上一级棒！A：那这样子好了，让我来考考您！B：没问题，尽管考～ （一副很有自信的样子）A：注意听了：I am the apple of my parent's eye."是什麼意思？小鱼：apple,那还不容易吗？我们学校一年级的小朋友都会了，还考我：苹果啦。eye:就是眼睛。苹果眼睛，苹果怎么在眼睛呢？错了，肯定是句错句。那些老外的眼睛那么大的吗？往你父母的眼睛放苹果？B：No -No-No------- A：Oh, please.（哀求状）到底是什么了？B:嘿嘿，不懂了吧。你想想，我的爸爸妈妈最疼那个呀？A： 当然是你啦。B：对了，在他们的眼里，我是什么了？A： 小宝贝，小皇帝。B：汝子可教，汝子可教呀。那么: I am the apple of my parents' eye.就是说：A/B：我是我父母的小宝贝，我父母的掌上明珠。A：英国老鼠的知识实在太有趣了，我一定要好好地学习。B：对。让我们天天read，天天listen,天天进步！yeah.怀古伤今团队为你解答
